(Source: iamkindaouttaluck)
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
Big Magnet.
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
So today my teacher was in a mood and gave us a test to get back at us. The whole class was pissed and started to tell at her not to make us take it
So then when the teacher walked out everyone agreed that when you tap your foot a setrain number of times it stands for the number you’re in and when you cough it stands for the answer.
The whole hour the teacher suspected NOTHING.
